Fortunately, I'd pre-prepared and packed (with ice) a chocolate milk so that I could have it within 30 minutes of the class; it came in quite handy, and I'm tres impressed with myself, especially since it enabled me to take advantage of the legal diet loophole that allows me to consume traditional chocolate milk (i.e. that which contains refined sugar) as a post-workout recovery drink only, and at no other time. I am a Chocolate Milk Strategist.
About the diet: My mom's a
Mom: So tell me what you eat every day.
Patient: Not much. A piece of toast in the morning. A banana.
Mom: Well that's obviously not all you eat. You're fat.
Well you can't expect a diabetes nurse to sugar coat things. And I've gotten off track. The point is: I know it's of very little consequence whether something is sweetened by refined sugar, brown sugar, unrefined brown sugar, honey, or maple syrup. It's all 15 calories per teaspoon, and the reality is that it all makes you fat. However...it's a great way of limiting consumption. Instead of coke, I'll drink diet cancer in a can. Instead of eating the freshly baked banana bread that Harriet brought into work yesterday, I'll crankily eat my stupid f*cking salad. Instead of drinking 4 chocolate milks a day, I'll strategically consume one, at a time when it is most likely to be optimally metabolized and not stick to my fat ass. So this just might work. I'm a little concerned about the baby shower I'm throwing for Marla, though. Chocolate has been established as a major theme on the Evite. Ah well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
4 comments:
This is too funny.
I feel your pain, Laura. I'm trying to drop a few pounds but I'm finding it difficult to do when I always feel friggin' hungry or dealing with hormonal cravings. Ughh!
Thanks, Me Also!
Carol: *sigh*
Isn't it great when you are struggling so hard to get off your pedals that you are about to take your beautiful bike and toss the whole damn thing out the window? Or better yet, you easily get the first pedal off but the other bastard pedal won't come off. Or, better stil, you realize you've actually been tightening the pedals rather than loosening them! Good times, good times.... --Pam
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