I'm not ignoring you; I just don't get text messages. I'm a little bit clumsy, but I could kick your ass at foosball. I love the smell of laundry. My Geiger counter impression is uncanny. I don't eat liver or cannolis, and while I'm a huge fan of chocolate, I hate those solid bars of homemade fudge. Coleslaw sometimes tastes like elephants. Favorite utensil: Spork. Proponent: Stream of Consciousness literary technique.